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| michael |
  Apr 12 2005, 07:01 PM
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In another ground-breaking exclusive Ringer Patrol have unearthed another diabolical money-saving scheme from site management. Where other firms are clawing back cash by using cheap labour from overseas, Campaign have actually managed to wake the dead! We have shots of zombies shambling across the safe zone in full view of customers. Management claim that the undead marshalls pose no threat the general public and, besides, nobody really cares if the odd spod or wigger goes missing.
Living staff are unhappy with sharing their work duties with the recently deceased. The constant strain of looking over your shoulder in case your brains are being sucked out has had a knock-on effect on morale. Just recently one of these zombies attacked his colleagues in a savage frenzy for warm, fresh, bright brains. Polo and Sarah were unharmed.  Look out! He's behind you! -------------------- |
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| tonymicjoe |
Apr 13 2005, 02:21 PM
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  Group: Full Members Posts: 27 Joined: 11-April 05 From: These days...AT WORK. 24/7, 365 baby. Member No.: 226 |
I was wondering when these pics would surface...
Mum would be so proud...  --------------------  Captain of Basic, and possibly the loudest man on the planet. Perversity in the face of Adversity since 1976. Trust me with your life, but not your money or your wife. |
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michael Zombies Unleashed at Campaign! Apr 12 2005, 07:01 PM
james Isn't zombie number 2 (the one who's about... Apr 12 2005, 11:11 PM james Which one are you? Apr 13 2005, 03:00 PM tonymicjoe For my sins, I am number 1. Tony McGinty at your s... Apr 13 2005, 04:12 PM james Ahhh - welcome to you - your zombie skills are imp... Apr 14 2005, 09:17 AM Twiglet
hmphh......... :dry: Apr 14 2005, 11:03 AM tonymicjoe Yes, years of devoted practise have led to qualifi... Apr 14 2005, 11:25 AM LiAm :p "frenzy for warm, fresh, bright brains. Polo ... May 12 2005, 12:22 PM Twiglet shut up limo, you're still fine aren't you... May 13 2005, 01:27 PM tonymicjoe We already sucked out Liam's brains. Its part ... May 16 2005, 03:41 PM
Gypsy :mellow: ........... :happy: ........... :laugh: ... May 18 2005, 04:51 PM |
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