On the three PCs that I've owned over the last four years, I have developed an almost paranoid obsession with Internet security. My network sits behind a firewalled router and all my systems run Norton 2K4 AV and Firewall with the Liveupdate virus definitions checking for new threats every four hours. My last infection was back in 2000 from an email sent from Beard. This morning I got another one from...Beard!

FFS Stocks sort it out!