Twiglet vs. Sloth Options

[Twiglet]

Who votes that Piper should stop trying to be clever?!

[Twiglet]

You're the saddest, piss-poor excuse for a man I've ever seen, you little sherry-sipping Frenchman in a leather mini-skirt. Good looking, my ass. You're uglier than the south-facing end of mule with a ruptured, pussing ulcerated fly-covered rump. Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth, you slivering spawn from a hemorrhoidal leper's rectum? Like your height, everything about you is average; except your stench - which is overwhelming. Professional, my arse. You couldn't win a cigar after giving birth in a tobacco field in Havana, you clueless, incompetent fuckwit. I've seen wounds that were better dressed than you are, you toad-lickin, snot-flickin', inbred swamp spawn! Get a glass belly button; that way, if your head goes any further up your ass, you can still look out and see what the rest of the world is up to.


Because I can.

Represent.