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[michael]

Dark Knights & D&H paint ball site Homepage (Their spelling, not mine).

Am I a stickler for grammar and presentation or is this a tongue-in-cheek jibe at paintballers that I'm just not getting? The 'favourite links' section is the best when the author turns a recommadation for Ebay into a Gihad against any marker not bearing the Smartparts name.

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The Shocker and Impulse are one of the most quietest ones out there also. So you are getting the best of everything. Autocockers are a jerk off wannabe Impulse with ALLOT slower firing (even after a 900 dollar upgrade). Angels are a wannabe Shocker, lighter, but allot less accurate, and very load!! So why get those pieces of junk when you can get a all-in-all perfected gun.

Take time to enjoy the photo page. A scattering of Pirahnas, a Spyder Compact and finally a Bob Long Intimidator which is referred to as a 'piece of shit'. I'm off to burn my Evo and Eblade as I've been misled after all these years and get a Pirahna tricked up to outperform any Angel. These guys are the 'Shiznit'

HAVE FUN DAMN IT!

[michael]

Another thread. This time a perfectly reasonable feature on Viewloaders upcoming hopper degenerates into a carnival of abuse and dreadful punctuation, ending up with classic posts such as:

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evilpntballer 07.01.04, 20:45  i have to agree halo is so much better and it dos look like dog shit lol. i mean 27 bps by the time you hit 17 you gona be an open target unless your goin rambo style. so i think this hopper is a waist of time and paint.

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poonwillis 07.01.04, 20:59  just about everyone who said full auto, or rambo, or anything of that sort is a moran, look at the back guys in the nppl they probally get around 20 because all they do is shoot, just goes to show that u guys are n00b's

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bigbrew44 08.01.04, 20:32  and i would pay to see someone pull a trigger 20 times a second, let alone 27.

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taco 09.01.04, 15:51     call my brother he goT an a4 shoots 24 nd shoot 21... and as for u

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taco 09.01.04, 16:08  pbfreak247 is a noob im his friend all he duz is go on sites nd try to start teams

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AyanamiRei 09.01.04, 16:13  wow kid u must be weak to not be able to handle a halo... asking why a halo is heavy is asking why a 45 114 is heavier than a 30 47 tank... halo's the best loader out there right nwo, and from the looks of it, this thing will be soon... and the more and more i look at it, it looks sleeker and finer

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pbfreak247 09.01.04, 17:09  thats ridiculas 13$ 4 1 pod wats is so special about the pod that makes it like 10$ more than a normal pod eccept that it is made for this certain hopper and it opens the lid itself when u put it in the hopper

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EclipseImpact11 09.01.04, 17:16  Dude this this hopper is so gay! who thought of this! dude smartparts786 i can definatly spell hopper hits! the thing is can you spell overgrown, gay ass, huge, dildo. that is what this fuckin alien thing looks like!!!!!!! its real cool guys buy one! yeah right>>>

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taco 09.01.04, 19:23  hey big braw lol u suck at pb go home nd practice noob

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taco 10.01.04, 12:30  my brother carlos can shoot 24 balls per second wit his angel4, i can shoot 21

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hoggie119-2 13.01.04, 13:58  i need 27bps shit i still can shoot faster then that

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carnageplaya 15.01.04, 16:28  hoggie119-2 13.01.04, 13:58 i need 27bps shit i still can shoot faster then that OK WAT THE HELL IS THIS CRAP? THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL U COULD SOOT THAT FAST MAN! I CAN BET MONEY ON THAT!! and anyway i think the hopper sucks BIG-TIME. i play back and i dont need to shoot that fast. back players dont need to fire incredibly fast to get the job done i mean it just requires a steady stream of paint. i mean at 15bps im not going to stick my head out trying to get off snap shots. and wats with everyone calling each other "NOOBS"? fist of all just b/c they may not know wat they are talking about doesnt mean they suck at paintball. its pathetic seeing u ppl say this over and over again. stop being so degrading. ever heard the term "sand-bagging"?

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schicken 16.01.04, 12:52  malizhiz you must be a damn newb and play rec ball anything over 20 bps is needed in tounament use you dumb ass

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Thank you Microsoft and the American Constitution for giving these wankers the freedom of speech to express themselves so fluently on my screen.