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[michael]

Dark Knights & D&H paint ball site Homepage (Their spelling, not mine).

Am I a stickler for grammar and presentation or is this a tongue-in-cheek jibe at paintballers that I'm just not getting? The 'favourite links' section is the best when the author turns a recommadation for Ebay into a Gihad against any marker not bearing the Smartparts name.

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The Shocker and Impulse are one of the most quietest ones out there also. So you are getting the best of everything. Autocockers are a jerk off wannabe Impulse with ALLOT slower firing (even after a 900 dollar upgrade). Angels are a wannabe Shocker, lighter, but allot less accurate, and very load!! So why get those pieces of junk when you can get a all-in-all perfected gun.

Take time to enjoy the photo page. A scattering of Pirahnas, a Spyder Compact and finally a Bob Long Intimidator which is referred to as a 'piece of shit'. I'm off to burn my Evo and Eblade as I've been misled after all these years and get a Pirahna tricked up to outperform any Angel. These guys are the 'Shiznit'

HAVE FUN DAMN IT!

[michael]

Dear God, please stop me. Here's another example. One child has posted a picture of his friend's marker with a self-made barrel and the rest of the Kindergarten just loses it.

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From:  p8baller10  (Wed 17 Sep 2003 06:38:14 PM CDT) thats my friends gun its a homemade barrel     From:  quazinart  (Wed 17 Sep 2003 09:34:07 PM CDT) thats the most retarded barrel i think i've ever seen. put that shit infront of your parents car when he's not looking.     From:  Serbian  (Fri 19 Sep 2003 11:12:15 AM CDT) I'll take 2. Put a mako storm on that thing.     From:  p8baller10  (Sat 20 Sep 2003 11:36:56 AM CDT) dont be bagging on my barrel. Id like to see u make a barrel and this shit is accurate. and i hate people that jus come on here and bag on people shit     From:  dubenhiemer  (Sat 20 Sep 2003 03:35:59 PM CDT) nice job on the barrell. too bad its on a spyder     From:  p8baller10  (Sat 20 Sep 2003 04:01:36 PM CDT) wuts rong with spyders im sorry im not rich like u people and my parents dont buy me wut ever i wont.     From:  quazinart  (Mon 22 Sep 2003 04:14:27 AM CDT) bag     From:  tippmannfronter  (Mon 22 Sep 2003 07:00:00 PM CDT) hey u made ur own barrel?sweet!!     From:  quazinart  (Sat 27 Sep 2003 06:13:58 AM CDT) i bet you are a good sniper     From:  p8baller10  (Sat 27 Sep 2003 12:45:56 PM CDT) there aint no sniping in paintball     From:  p8baller10  (Sat 27 Sep 2003 12:45:56 PM CDT) there aint no sniping in paintball     From:  Brand~COCKER88*new  (Fri 03 Oct 2003 09:01:23 PM CDT) god damn wut r u gonna do chop somebodies head off with that barrel put it on something expensive thats wut a jobs for hello     From:  max  (Wed 08 Oct 2003 05:11:04 PM CDT) holy shit you have got to be kiding me "sniping" that is the gayest thing ive ever heard. by the way, awesome angel     From:  pb_chick  (Thu 09 Oct 2003 02:58:14 AM CDT) If you don't like people bagging on your shit, then don't post it. Besides, you're a fucking hypocrite anyways. I haven't seen you do anything but talk shit about othe peoples guns. How's it feel when you're on the other end?     From:  Mitch  (Sat 11 Oct 2003 06:30:29 PM CDT) He's rite. My parents dont buy me shit either. Iv got an Imagine and it kicks ass. By the way, how did u make that barrel.

And they wonder why there are so many shootings in schools...