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| james |
 May 15 2003, 02:36 PM
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Just saw this:
"I'm fascinated by air. If you took the air out of the sky, all the birds would fall on the ground. And the planes too" - Jean-Claude Van Damme Priceless  -------------------- "We are number one, all others are number two or lower!" - The Sphinx, Mystery Men
"A computer without a Microsoft operating system is like a dog without bricks tied to its head" - annon "What a terrible thing to have lost one's mind. Or not to have a mind at all. How true that is." - Dan Quayle |
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| james |
Jul 4 2003, 01:08 PM
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More genius ramblings from the split-pulling dweeb:
On plants: "they don't have hands, no ears but they feel things.. they are more aware than other species". On water: "Water can feed me, but water can also carry me. Water has magical laws." On drugs: "Drugs are like when you close your eyes and cross the road." On peanuts: "You drink a beer and you are fed up with the taste so you eat peanuts. Peanuts are sweet and salty, strong and tender, like a woman." -------------------- "We are number one, all others are number two or lower!" - The Sphinx, Mystery Men
"A computer without a Microsoft operating system is like a dog without bricks tied to its head" - annon "What a terrible thing to have lost one's mind. Or not to have a mind at all. How true that is." - Dan Quayle |
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