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| james |
 Mar 27 2003, 11:33 AM
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What time does Saddam have his dinner? When Tariq
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| sarge |
 Apr 18 2003, 06:37 PM
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Two members of the parachute regt. were in Stanley post office,just after the Falkland Islands came back under British control, when one of their mates walked in.
"Have you heard about the accident down at the harbour?" The first two paras looked at him blankly, so he continued. "It looks like a marine shot himself while arsing around with some Argie weapons. "Fucking cabbage head" said the first para. "That's not all"continued the para,"he shot his cock off.When the marines c.o heard about the accident he ran down to the jetty to where the young marine was lying and started jumping around the place ranting at this marine and generally giving him the bollocking of his life". The first two paras looked in disbelief at their mate and started to feel sorry for the young marine,The marine c.o. came in for a whole world of shit from the paras. "The guy's gonna be shipped home, and then kicked out of the commandos." The Paras were standing with clentched fists thinking what they would do to this officer if they ever met him, when the question was asked,"But why are they kicking him out?" "Because, you have to be a complete prick to be in the marines" HI thanque........................... |
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