Ex regiment pisses on yanks Options

[james]

Experts with newscaster on CNN 24th March. 3 yank experts including a former 2-star general from delta force, 1 ex-SAS and the network's anchor.

Footage of Iraqis giving themselves up.

Anchor: We have no verification as of yet if they are British or American troops taking these POW's

Yank1: Only americans wear boots like that, they're american

Yank 2: I agree, and they appear to have american camouflage jackets.

Yank 3: (delta force bloke): I'm not so sure, there's not enough up-close detail to tell 100%, we'd need some close images to tell make of boots and jackets and maybe the shape of their kevlar headgear.

Ex SAS man: Call yourselves experts? Since when did US forces use an SA80 as a standard issue rifle? Their DPM's can be bought as can boots so you're chasing rainbows if you want to identify them from their clothes.

Anchor: I think you're right.

Ex SAS man: Course I'm bloody right. Any one with half a brain and basic military training worth their salt should be able to identify a British soldier by his rifle. Not to mention the fact they're covering all points properly, not shouting "woo yeah" randomly, and haven't raised a flag in direct contravention with orders.

At this point 1 of the yanks walks off stage tearing his mic off, and the
anchor says "I think we can safely say the soldiers on your screen are
British. Now for these messages".

[Gladiator]

Whoo Yahhh !!!

Yeah11

Cough.....


Sorry, I mean "Well done chaps"