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michael

Apr 10 2003, 09:57 AM

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Dark Knights & D&H paint ball site Homepage (Their spelling, not mine).

Am I a stickler for grammar and presentation or is this a tongue-in-cheek jibe at paintballers that I'm just not getting? The 'favourite links' section is the best when the author turns a recommadation for Ebay into a Gihad against any marker not bearing the Smartparts name.

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The Shocker and Impulse are one of the most quietest ones out there also. So you are getting the best of everything. Autocockers are a jerk off wannabe Impulse with ALLOT slower firing (even after a 900 dollar upgrade). Angels are a wannabe Shocker, lighter, but allot less accurate, and very load!! So why get those pieces of junk when you can get a all-in-all perfected gun.

Take time to enjoy the photo page. A scattering of Pirahnas, a Spyder Compact and finally a Bob Long Intimidator which is referred to as a 'piece of shit'. I'm off to burn my Evo and Eblade as I've been misled after all these years and get a Pirahna tricked up to outperform any Angel. These guys are the 'Shiznit'

HAVE FUN DAMN IT!

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james

Apr 10 2003, 10:28 AM

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I wonder if the site was written in Japanese and run through one of those auto translators - for example:

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This gun is basicly babied to the extreme...well taken care of...I MEAN IMACULATE!! It has trick ups (many).

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michael Dark Knights rock! Apr 10 2003, 09:57 AM

james I wonder if the site was written in Japanese and r... Apr 10 2003, 10:28 AM

Frase This bit got me.... Hmm looking at what RP has ... Apr 10 2003, 10:40 AM

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michael Dear God, please stop me. Here's another examp... Oct 17 2003, 10:13 AM

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