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| james |
 Mar 27 2003, 11:33 AM
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What time does Saddam have his dinner? When Tariq
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| sarge |
 Mar 30 2003, 10:37 AM
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An urgent message came over the radio"Unknown shipping, change course south west you are on a collision course!"
The Captain,angrily picked up the mike."This is the flag ship of the United States 5th fleet.We will not yield! Cange your course north east!!!" "This is the Canadian coastguard.You will change course south west!!!" The Captain, Face flushed with anger,screamed " This is admiral Thompson. Under my command I have a Carrier group with enough firepower to blow the fuck out of your Country so I say change you course north east!!!!!!" "this is Capt. Leclerc officer in charge of lighthouse 147. It's your move" |
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james Daft Joke Mar 27 2003, 11:33 AM
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