X number of things women cant help but do, add your own (re frase's thread) Options

[FireBomb]

Here we go, ill start with three

1) Alwasy try and go one better in a convertion with a man
2) Bitch about unimportant stuff (ie the seat on the loo etc.)
3) Be crap at PC games (ie. CS)

[Bird]

Boys, I find this all very amusing. †Those of you who are attached know that you are going to get it in the neck for those comments (how are the thumb prints on your foreheads these days?) and those of you that aren't attached quite obviously need to get laid.

Let's start with some obvious points:

1) We look better naked. †
2) Yes we may cry when we get into an argument but that makes you back down and we win.
3) We are always right. †You can try, but you know you will never succeed (refer to point 2).
4) Ok, so we need to have new clothes/shoes/handbags etc, but we always get the attention and you're proud to have a good looking bit of totty on your arm
5) Who else can you impress with a bunch of flowers and a box of chocolates (it works for me everytime).
6) You hate it when we play pool better than you (anyone that knows me, knows that I take no prisoners in a game of pool)
7) Some of us actually do know the off-side rule and love a good game of footy (come on you Spurs)
8) We look better naked (I had to mention it twice and you have to admit, this is the winning point)