X number of things women cant help but do, add your own (re frase's thread) Options

[FireBomb]

Here we go, ill start with three

1) Alwasy try and go one better in a convertion with a man
2) Bitch about unimportant stuff (ie the seat on the loo etc.)
3) Be crap at PC games (ie. CS)

[Minted]

4) always turn down an offer of rumpy pumpy from yours truely

[paul]

5. Buy a pair of shoes for every pair of trouser, skirt, dress or shorts they may own!

6. Complain about your driving

7. Be moody and then when you ask why they say 'Well if you don't know I'm not going to tell you' (wtf!!

[Mad Mushroom McPopple]

8) why does my julia think the best time to clean and hover the house is just before i sit down to watch me fav program on tv ?

9) buy the clothes they are never ever gonna wear ?

10) question something that you do just because she has a chat with her mate susan and susans boyfriend bob always does it that way so why dont you ?

btw this post could run and run

p.s i think the girls should start one "what guys cant help doing " so we may learn from our masters  

[paul]

11. assume that we care what their best friend did last night and where her boyfriend took them

12. Read magazines like Hello and (im stuck for the names) other such maganzines

13. cry when they shout  

[Mad Mushroom McPopple]

14) take all the covers in the night

[Minted]

15) Drop a sprog, get a rent paid council house in suburbia and get paid for it for 16 years.

16) Rollerskate after whacking a tampon up there nonny's.

17) have a battle of wills with a spent coffee cup, only to lose the fight and move it from the coffee table to the sink, scouting for any more rebelious crockery taking the longest oute to the kitchen.

18) Let dust settle.

19) Get upset when you answer the question "does my bum look big in this?".... Honestly.

20) think saying "I woudnt want to spoil our friendship!" is ever going to get the targeted bloke to talk to them again.

[FireBomb]

21)look at my bum

22)make shit coffee

23) make men honry (unless the man is ghay or the women ugly)

24)chat to other women in waiting rooms about BS

[Bird]

Boys, I find this all very amusing. †Those of you who are attached know that you are going to get it in the neck for those comments (how are the thumb prints on your foreheads these days?) and those of you that aren't attached quite obviously need to get laid.

Let's start with some obvious points:

1) We look better naked. †
2) Yes we may cry when we get into an argument but that makes you back down and we win.
3) We are always right. †You can try, but you know you will never succeed (refer to point 2).
4) Ok, so we need to have new clothes/shoes/handbags etc, but we always get the attention and you're proud to have a good looking bit of totty on your arm
5) Who else can you impress with a bunch of flowers and a box of chocolates (it works for me everytime).
6) You hate it when we play pool better than you (anyone that knows me, knows that I take no prisoners in a game of pool)
7) Some of us actually do know the off-side rule and love a good game of footy (come on you Spurs)
8) We look better naked (I had to mention it twice and you have to admit, this is the winning point)

[Murray]

Women look better naked eh......

Take a peek

Click on my faces

*The picture was covered up due to the horrendous image that was being potrayed*

[FireBomb]

'bird' shows us women at there cleaverist bye starting a whole new topic in the middle of a thread ..i give u number 25

25)butting in to a middle of a convo/topic/etc. to give us men the 'correct' info.... correct from a womens point of view...which is normal bs anyway

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[paul]

LMFAO @ Murray

[Bird]

Butting in to the middle of a topic eh?  Is that all you could come up with?  Another point to add would be:

9) Ignoring the argument won't make it go away and we'll only drag up the details to fuel another argument in the future (refer to point 2, you will never be right)

[Frase]

Ah - But my brother stumped you on the point that women look better naked!  

And he has proved you wrong!

I had some implementation to that nice animation!

[neil]

Bird meant she looked better naked than any of us, and, to be fair, she does.  Not that I would know of course.  I just imagine she would.  Not that I think about her in that way.  She just looks to have a good figure.  Not that i've noticed.  Oh shit, stop diggin'........