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post May 19 2002, 10:08 AM
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post May 21 2002, 10:04 PM
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My Bitch Betta Have My Money

My bitch betta have my money,
through rain sleet or snow

My Ho BETTA have my money,
not part, not some, but ALL my cash,

Cos if she don't,
she's gonna get my foot up her ass!
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post May 22 2002, 05:15 PM
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LOL Russ - excellent poem there my friend.

I'm at a loss - would've thought there would've been shed loads of poems on here by now  ???


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post May 23 2002, 12:37 AM
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She looks sad, a tear run downs her cheek,
how can so few words inflict so much pain.

The words hit her soul like a barrage of hate,
my mouth the evil conjourer of such dialogue.

Her eyes rise up to meet mine in a stunned stare,
the disbelief raging through her bloodshot eyes.

Words and sentances race through your mind,
desperately searching for something warm to say.

But how can anything you say be warming to her,
nothing will after you have told her that its over.

You say that its for the best,
that it will be ok in the end...

but all she can say is "I still love you..."


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post May 23 2002, 12:46 AM
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HAL for fucks sake get yourself a piece of rope you morose son of a bitch... ;)

FloCkeDY knOck
NidDely HeY
EveRyOnE ScReaM
CoS FliBble is GhEY!!!

Beat that!!!


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post May 23 2002, 07:25 AM
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His name is not Lardy,
Beacause hes not fat,
He changed it to mad,
Because hes a twat,                                    
Then he added in Mitch,
Cos hes flibbles bitch!

(only joking u boss! love ya really :p)
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post May 23 2002, 11:05 AM
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morose

adj : showing a brooding ill humor; "a dark scowl"; "the proverbially dour New England Puritan"; "a glum, hopeless shrug"; "he sat in moody silence"; "a morose and unsociable manner"; "a saturnine, almost misanthropic young genius"- Bruce Bliven;

:p :D

but I don't hate people?


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post May 23 2002, 12:18 PM
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I feel soo loved :blush:
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post May 23 2002, 06:55 PM
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She whispered "will it hurt me?"
"Of course not" answered he
"It's a very simple process,
You can rely on me."

She said "I'm very frightened,
I've not had this before.
My friend has had it five times
And said it can be sore."

It was growing rather painful
Tears formed in her eyes
It was hurting quite a bit now
It must have been a size.

"Calm yourself" he whispered
"His face filled with a grin
"Try and open wider
So I can get it in."

"It's coming now" he whispered
"I know" she cried in bliss
Feeling it deep within her now
She said "I am glad I'm having this."

And with a final effort
She gave a frightened shout
He gripped it in anguish
And quickly pulled it out.

She lay back quite contended
Sighed and gave a smile
She said "I'm glad I came now
You made it worth my while."

Now if you read this carefully
The dentist you will find
Is not what you imagined
It's just your dirty mind!!


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post May 23 2002, 11:44 PM
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showing a brooding ill humor


stop getting ideas above your station... saturnine young genius indeed... just for info a genius wouldn't have needed to look it up :)

didn't say you hated people, but damn most of your "poems" are dark, distressing and miserable...

56mm... get a name that isn't your penis size

i know i know when reasoning fails etc...


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post May 24 2002, 01:30 AM
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didn't say you hated people, but damn most of your "poems" are dark, distressing and miserable...


as these words come out of the very mouth from which such hatred and self-loathing come.... i rest... my work is done here...


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post May 24 2002, 06:06 AM
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I may follow the dark path, but the only person I truely hate is myself and even then only on the odd occasion (...about twice a month for periods of 2 weeks at a time, been okay for at least a month now).

For the most part I've a lot of time for other people and rarely (if ever) feel true hatred for anyone, sure they may piss me off but i dont hate them for it.

What is it makes you think i do? †I might not be the most approachable person on the planet but you dont know me that well, if at all. :)

If your going to critisise someone at least quantify it with some valid reasoning.


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post May 24 2002, 07:01 AM
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nerver really thought u came off as hating anyone when u posted here tbh
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post May 24 2002, 09:24 AM
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Its pointless, unless you know what is truely going on in each others mind you can never understand each other or judge, so give it up :D
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post May 24 2002, 03:46 PM
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Make peace not war  :)


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