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post May 11 2002, 10:05 AM
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i had my prom last nite and it was really good! i am also really tired cos i got about 3 hours sleep, and that was in a bed with 2 ladies :) i think i may have groped (how do u spell that?) one of them quite a bit tho! and i've still got a bottle of vodka left over w00t w00t

unfortunately i am still a 'boy'! oh well, i dont care, i got to feel a gamecube controller and take a picture of it! lucky me! rouge leader is well good.........................


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post May 11 2002, 05:42 PM
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Never mind mate. As long as u got the hands on the titties, your half way there ;)


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post May 11 2002, 06:11 PM
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Tis a shame you didn't get the nuts wet young Shermster - but yoou managed to make a laugh of it and still turn it into a post about gaming! And for that - we salute you  :D


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post May 11 2002, 06:12 PM
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Glad to hear that you're an expert on Northen slang because I've always wanted to know what it means to get ones 'fingers and tops'. Seriously mate. I read it in a Viz comic years ago so if you have an idea I would be very grateful.


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post May 11 2002, 08:54 PM
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Why is it that all 'men' or 'boys' think about is sex???


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post May 11 2002, 11:39 PM
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She said sex ;)


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post May 12 2002, 12:05 AM
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it because they not only have 1/2 a brain the also have one little one, so that counts for one 1/4, but thatone only thnks about one thing....sezx


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post May 12 2002, 12:06 AM
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so Ill be pissed then  :(


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post May 12 2002, 04:01 PM
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emily you do nothing for your genders case arguing like that ;)


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post May 12 2002, 05:20 PM
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Quote (Sam @ May 11 2002,21:54)
Why is it that all 'men' or 'boys' think about is sex???

Shall we start again then?


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post May 12 2002, 05:31 PM
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brain size doesnt matter

take the case of albert einstein, male, thus thinks about sex 24/7

he had a piece of his brain missing and therefore his brain was smaller and considerably lighter. But he still managed his theory of relativity and worked out that e (energy) = m (mass) c squared (constant x constant) for all u non-physicists

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post May 12 2002, 05:49 PM
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erm...no...he's dead :p

1 - -1 to the Girls.


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post May 12 2002, 06:44 PM
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Pretty sure there have been some women who have died in the past - not sure how that comes into the equation?


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Sssssssssssssssssssssh James :)

It's not a serious question - just wanted to know if there was a reason behind the male way of thinking about sex 24/7 - didn't want to be starting an argument about brain size etc.


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post May 13 2002, 09:32 AM
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Sam,

Men think about sex 24/7 for the simple fact that most of us come out of our mothers kicking and screaming, and spend the rest of our livess wanting nothing more than to get back to the womb...

...realising the futility of trying to get something of our size and mass back into the womb where we were fed, kept warm and felt loved, we choose to get as close as possible. †Our apparent inability to repatriate ourselves back to the only place we ever felt safe we have to settle for trying to and get as much of ourselves as near to the womb as possible and short of fisting, sex is the easiest way to accomplish this. †As we think about sex 24/7 we can postulate that there are ways for us to accomplish the task that we are trying to achieve, but us being men choose the easy route every time.

Lots of things relate to what we are trying to achieve. †Otherwise how do you explain why most men stay at home living with mother for as long as possible where they are fed, kept warm and loved unconditionally.

Hope this clears things up for you...

p.s. while typing this I thought about sex once every 45 seconds which means I am now behind schedule and must think about sex once every 5.42 seconds over the next hour to be sure I dont become less of a man for doing so ;)


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