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russ-boy |
Apr 1 2002, 11:31 PM
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Moderator [Ringer Patrol] Group: [Ringer Patrol] Posts: 1105 Joined: 8-March 01 From: Somewhere in darkest Surrey, not exactly light years from an off-licence Member No.: 4 |
OK, so Carl, my mate from wing chun has put my name down for the Woking 1/2 bike race under the guise that it's actually a pub crawl.
After returning from Durham on monday afternoon, i received my t-shirt and number. †I am to raise money for charity (bate) for Leukaemia Research and cycle 16.9 miles (a doddle). 2 things... 1. Can u guys sponser me just a couple of quid each please, it will be going to a good cause. 2. †Can someone lend me a bike, or it'll be like King Arthur in the Holy Grail where he uses acoustic devices to make up for his lack of transport. 3. †Carl sold me the idea based on 'it's a bit of a pub crawl', so can someone come to the finish line to photo the 'end result'. †It's gonna b messy. ok, make that 5 things |
paul |
Apr 2 2002, 07:34 AM
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Moderator [Ringer Patrol] Group: [Ringer Patrol] Posts: 2081 Joined: 14-March 01 From: Sandhurst - Berkshire!! Member No.: 42 |
I have a bike if ya like but i think it would be funnier if you did it on a chopper not a mountain bike!!!
And I will sponsor you too! -------------------- Of course I'm arrogant...The best always are!
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russ-boy |
Apr 2 2002, 07:44 AM
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Moderator [Ringer Patrol] Group: [Ringer Patrol] Posts: 1105 Joined: 8-March 01 From: Somewhere in darkest Surrey, not exactly light years from an off-licence Member No.: 4 |
if someones got one I can borrow, so be it.
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Sam |
Apr 2 2002, 07:49 AM
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[Ringer Patrol] Group: [Ringer Patrol] Posts: 1029 Joined: 9-April 01 From: Guildford Member No.: 29 |
I'll sponsor you - but I wanna see evidence that you've suffered for my heard earned cash - the more bruises the better
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russ-boy |
Apr 2 2002, 07:51 AM
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Moderator [Ringer Patrol] Group: [Ringer Patrol] Posts: 1105 Joined: 8-March 01 From: Somewhere in darkest Surrey, not exactly light years from an off-licence Member No.: 4 |
yeh right - why don't u just stick a knife in my back! Why do i have to have bruises? I guess we could get Carl to beat me up before the start.
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Janette |
Apr 2 2002, 08:00 AM
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[Ringer Patrol] Group: [Ringer Patrol] Posts: 759 Joined: 24-May 01 From: Yateley, Hants Member No.: 19 |
I'll sponsor you Russ. Put me down for a fiver.
When is it? -------------------- New and improved and bouncier and fluffier and tastier and faster and bigger and cheaper.
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Sam |
Apr 2 2002, 10:47 AM
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[Ringer Patrol] Group: [Ringer Patrol] Posts: 1029 Joined: 9-April 01 From: Guildford Member No.: 29 |
Bruises = proof that you have worked hard and not just spent the whole day in various different pubs
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56mm |
Apr 2 2002, 01:56 PM
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Group: Full Members Posts: 112 Joined: 30-March 02 Member No.: 77 |
wasnt the pub part the whole point?
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Sam |
Apr 2 2002, 03:19 PM
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[Ringer Patrol] Group: [Ringer Patrol] Posts: 1029 Joined: 9-April 01 From: Guildford Member No.: 29 |
Good point, well presented.
BUT I don't want young Russ being able to drink away my dosh when I can be doing exactly the same thing instead of giving it to him. A few bruises were merely a good incentive to think....'Well I guess he's done it for a good cause, I guess he's suffered on the way (being forced to drink beer - which of course Russ wouldn't do by choice) and I guess he also suffered cos he has the bruises to prove it'. Call me evil if ya like -------------------- Do you come here often? I said.....come.
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Sam |
Apr 2 2002, 03:20 PM
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[Ringer Patrol] Group: [Ringer Patrol] Posts: 1029 Joined: 9-April 01 From: Guildford Member No.: 29 |
P.S The pub was probably the only way Carl knew he had a hope in hell of Russ agreeing to help out
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Frase |
Apr 2 2002, 03:53 PM
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Group: [RP CS Clan] Posts: 1025 Joined: 21-February 02 From: Coventry, West Mids Member No.: 68 |
Ive got a bike with square wheels if u wanna use that, now if u do it with that ull get some sponsors. plus a sore bloody arse from all that bouncing, but if u have a woman sat on top that my take some of the pain away
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russ-boy |
Apr 2 2002, 04:59 PM
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Moderator [Ringer Patrol] Group: [Ringer Patrol] Posts: 1105 Joined: 8-March 01 From: Somewhere in darkest Surrey, not exactly light years from an off-licence Member No.: 4 |
don't worry Sam, i'll get any sponsorship dosh after the event, which is Sunday April 28th at 10:30.
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russ-boy |
Apr 2 2002, 05:02 PM
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Moderator [Ringer Patrol] Group: [Ringer Patrol] Posts: 1105 Joined: 8-March 01 From: Somewhere in darkest Surrey, not exactly light years from an off-licence Member No.: 4 |
p.s. thanx for the offer Frase. Call me mr old fashioned, but i'll go with the traditional wheel shape.
p.p.s. don't call me mr old fashioned at all, Russ is fine |
neil |
Apr 2 2002, 07:04 PM
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[Ringer Patrol] Group: [Ringer Patrol] Posts: 970 Joined: 3-March 01 From: Banstead, UK Member No.: 49 |
Put me down for £5 Russ! Good luck to you m8!!
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Sam |
Apr 3 2002, 07:41 AM
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[Ringer Patrol] Group: [Ringer Patrol] Posts: 1029 Joined: 9-April 01 From: Guildford Member No.: 29 |
Good luck bate - hope it doesn't hurt too much
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