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post Jul 26 2006, 01:15 AM
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Got woken from my slumber at 4.30 this afternoon by some chap called Daniel, who informs me he is from the London evening standard, I am at this point only half interested, thinking this is a marketing call from some poor phone sales sap, still trying to get a job that will pay off his student loan.

'Remeber entering the Citroen Competition in last weeks paper?' he chirps.

Brain gets into second gear at his point and I start listening

'You won...........' he then says.

Firstly I try to curb my dissapointment that the only time I have ever won anything and it turns out to be a fecking Citroen, I cheer up.

Anyway - If you want some luck to rub off onto you, feel free to come round. Ladies at a time that I will be unoccupied and you must be wearing a little as possible,because I am shallow, and guys, at a time when I can get a suitable Sennett shaped proxy to be there for you.


Alternatively, I will be selling the car, as it is about as useful to me as a haddock in a fist fight.

So if u fancy a brand spanking new car (a C2, for those interested, which is actually quite good for a frog thing) and you have £5k in your pocket, its yours.




F*^%king result.


PS Jeff, might as well add new PM6 to go underneath the Halo!




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post Jul 26 2006, 06:45 AM
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Hehe! Nicely mate!

I was going to say you are the first person I have ever know to win something in a competition like that, but then I remembered Jon's Ipod (briefly - he went on a course for something and afterwards the course company phoned the company he was working for to ask if anyone who had done the course had learning difficulties as there was a prize draw for them. Colleague thought it would be funny to put Jon's name in as being a bit 'special' and he won the gadget. Karma.)

So has anyone else here ever won anything?


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post Jul 26 2006, 08:23 AM
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I won a Gold fish once!


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post Jul 26 2006, 08:46 AM
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What colour is it??? There are a few guys I know that might be interested. Would you like me to put them in touch.

(specifically, is it red, with aircon?)


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post Jul 26 2006, 11:30 AM
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I recently won a copy of Farcry on the xbox along with some other game. Trouble is neither worked on my shiney 360 so I gave them away!!

By the way I won them from The Sun Online competitions


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post Jul 26 2006, 11:37 AM
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I could well be the winner of a speedboat, a computer system, a full tv and dvd system, a gold watch or even £350,00.00 .........all I need to do is send off £14.95 and I will find out which.

Waaheeyyyyy biggrin.gif biggrin.gif biggrin.gif


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post Jul 26 2006, 02:49 PM
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I won a teddy at a school disco because I was the only one brave enough to dance.




They were playing Ghostbusters.... blush.gif


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post Jul 26 2006, 08:53 PM
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I won a goldfish at my older sisters school fair, just to give you an idea of the time frame here, and the little fecker is still alive! now that must be record for a fish that has a life expectancy of a cream cake!


And the car is sold! Sorry Cam!



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Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers of a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae.

The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Fcuknig amzanig huh
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post Jul 26 2006, 11:25 PM
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I won a pencil case in a poetry competition because, if I remember rightly, Frase rigged it.

Oh cheating siblings!


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post Jul 27 2006, 07:08 AM
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Janette and Sam won a goldfish from Yateley fair nearly 8 years ago and it is now living happily in Mum & Dads outside pond with carp and it is about 6" long! (the goldfish)


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post Aug 7 2006, 09:36 PM
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I won a competition on Dave Pearce's first Hip-hop show on Radio 1 called 'A Fresh Start to the Week' in 1984. By answering three questions about rap music newest rising star, an 18 year old by the name of LL Cool J, I won tickets to see him in the new Hip-hop movie Krush Grooving at an exclusive screening at the Bijou cinema in Soho. It was a small venue with about 20 other competition winners from all over London there to see it. Dave Pearce was there but he didn't want to talk to anyone, which was strange for a DJ. Perhaps Tim Westwood could take a hint. Anyway, the film was arse.


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post Aug 9 2006, 02:36 PM
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QUOTE(michael @ Aug 7 2006, 10:36 PM) *

I won a competition on Dave Pearce's first Hip-hop show on Radio 1 called 'A Fresh Start to the Week' in 1984.


Dude, I was two in 1984!!! TWO!!

I actually feel young for a change.. Thanks Mike smile.gif





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post Aug 9 2006, 03:48 PM
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Um, what month in 1984?! Cos I was zero.... Sorry meat...! Older than Katy though ;)


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