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Zombies Unleashed at Campaign!

michael	Apr 12 2005, 07:01 PM Post #1
[Ringer Patrol] Group: [Ringer Patrol] Posts: 1480 Joined: 4-March 01 From: Yateley, Hampshire Member No.: 56	In another ground-breaking exclusive Ringer Patrol have unearthed another diabolical money-saving scheme from site management. Where other firms are clawing back cash by using cheap labour from overseas, Campaign have actually managed to wake the dead! We have shots of zombies shambling across the safe zone in full view of customers. Management claim that the undead marshalls pose no threat the general public and, besides, nobody really cares if the odd spod or wigger goes missing. A Zombie. Yesterday Living staff are unhappy with sharing their work duties with the recently deceased. The constant strain of looking over your shoulder in case your brains are being sucked out has had a knock-on effect on morale. Just recently one of these zombies attacked his colleagues in a savage frenzy for warm, fresh, bright brains. Polo and Sarah were unharmed. Look out! He's behind you! --------------------

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james	Apr 12 2005, 11:11 PM Post #2
Group: Super Administrators Posts: 3296 Joined: 2-March 01 From: Surrey, UK Member No.: 13	Isn't zombie number 2 (the one who's about to 'death-hug' Russ) the customs guy from Austin Powers (the 'swedish made penis enlarger' scene)? And your new avatar is kickass Mike -------------------- "We are number one, all others are number two or lower!" - The Sphinx, Mystery Men "A computer without a Microsoft operating system is like a dog without bricks tied to its head" - annon "What a terrible thing to have lost one's mind. Or not to have a mind at all. How true that is." - Dan Quayle

tonymicjoe	Apr 13 2005, 02:21 PM Post #3
Group: Full Members Posts: 27 Joined: 11-April 05 From: These days...AT WORK. 24/7, 365 baby. Member No.: 226	I was wondering when these pics would surface... Mum would be so proud... -------------------- Captain of Basic, and possibly the loudest man on the planet. Perversity in the face of Adversity since 1976. Trust me with your life, but not your money or your wife.

james	Apr 13 2005, 03:00 PM Post #4
Group: Super Administrators Posts: 3296 Joined: 2-March 01 From: Surrey, UK Member No.: 13	Which one are you? -------------------- "We are number one, all others are number two or lower!" - The Sphinx, Mystery Men "A computer without a Microsoft operating system is like a dog without bricks tied to its head" - annon "What a terrible thing to have lost one's mind. Or not to have a mind at all. How true that is." - Dan Quayle

tonymicjoe	Apr 13 2005, 04:12 PM Post #5
Group: Full Members Posts: 27 Joined: 11-April 05 From: These days...AT WORK. 24/7, 365 baby. Member No.: 226	For my sins, I am number 1. Tony McGinty at your service, sir. The other one is my best buddy, Billy Smith. -------------------- Captain of Basic, and possibly the loudest man on the planet. Perversity in the face of Adversity since 1976. Trust me with your life, but not your money or your wife.

james	Apr 14 2005, 09:17 AM Post #6
Group: Super Administrators Posts: 3296 Joined: 2-March 01 From: Surrey, UK Member No.: 13	Ahhh - welcome to you - your zombie skills are impressive my friend! -------------------- "We are number one, all others are number two or lower!" - The Sphinx, Mystery Men "A computer without a Microsoft operating system is like a dog without bricks tied to its head" - annon "What a terrible thing to have lost one's mind. Or not to have a mind at all. How true that is." - Dan Quayle

Twiglet	Apr 14 2005, 11:03 AM Post #7
Group: Full Members Posts: 347 Joined: 28-August 03 Member No.: 168	QUOTE(michael @ Apr 12 2005, 08:01 PM) warm, fresh, bright brains. Polo and Sarah were unharmed. hmphh......... -------------------- More than just a sticky, salty snack.

tonymicjoe	Apr 14 2005, 11:25 AM Post #8
Group: Full Members Posts: 27 Joined: 11-April 05 From: These days...AT WORK. 24/7, 365 baby. Member No.: 226	Yes, years of devoted practise have led to qualified "Zombie Impersonator" status. One of the many skills which I have omitted from my CV... -------------------- Captain of Basic, and possibly the loudest man on the planet. Perversity in the face of Adversity since 1976. Trust me with your life, but not your money or your wife.

LiAm :p	May 12 2005, 12:22 PM Post #9
Group: Full Members Posts: 23 Joined: 31-January 05 From: Errr, at a computer Member No.: 221	"frenzy for warm, fresh, bright brains. Polo and Sarah were unharmed" Made me laugh out loud in my college class ^_^ -------------------- c>3 "need backup" c>8 "negative"

Twiglet	May 13 2005, 01:27 PM Post #10
Group: Full Members Posts: 347 Joined: 28-August 03 Member No.: 168	shut up limo, you're still fine aren't you?!?!? -------------------- More than just a sticky, salty snack.

tonymicjoe	May 16 2005, 03:41 PM Post #11
Group: Full Members Posts: 27 Joined: 11-April 05 From: These days...AT WORK. 24/7, 365 baby. Member No.: 226	We already sucked out Liam's brains. Its part of the "bullying" he gets... -------------------- Captain of Basic, and possibly the loudest man on the planet. Perversity in the face of Adversity since 1976. Trust me with your life, but not your money or your wife.

Gypsy	May 18 2005, 04:51 PM Post #12
Group: Full Members Posts: 78 Joined: 12-March 04 Member No.: 191	........... ........... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! -------------------- BASIC........... Thats it...

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