I'll tell you why, telling you why Options

[Emily]

1) We donít try and go better, we do go better, your just miffed because we are better.
2) The seat is important because if you donít put it up you miss and hit the seat and I guarantee if you do miss you wouldnít whip it, and if you do put it up to pee, then put it down, I mean how f***ing hard is it.
3) And we are not crap at CS, in fat I do believe I have kicked your arse once or twice
Please get the facts right before you make a comment

[Emily]

4) I would never say no to you Minty it just Iím getting married to firebomb.

[Emily]

5) We buy loads of shoes because we want them to mach with what we are wearing, you wouldnít understand, men just donít understand shoes like we do
6) If you men didnít drive like you have something to prove we wouldnít complain.
7) We say that because you should bloody well know, and if you donít it just shows how crap you really are.


8) We clean and hover  when you are watching TV because if we did it when we were watching TV we wouldnít be able to watch it.
9) We buy clothes because it makes us feel good after having to cope with your moaning about us, it doesnít matter if we wear it or not but we feel good when we buy it. Also clothes look so much better on the hanger then they do on me.
10) We donít want our friend to have better boy friends then us, and if your not up to scratch (very often) we try to better you.


11) Itís a hint Paul, take it!
12) Because we like to read about other peoples problems in the problem pages, also there might be something interesting in them, either that or we are trying to find something to do while you guys are entertaining yourselves with mindless conversation.
13) We cry when we should because we donít like to shout, we are the nicer sex and although we do shout at you we really donít want to, but you w**kers need a good shouting at sometimes.


14) We take all the covers because we need them, plus you are big strong men, you can handle to cold.


15) ErmÖÖ f**k knows!
16) Your making it up now.
17) Minty I think youíre a bit lost mate.
18) ErmÖ
19) Because we cant to feel good about ourselves and you insensitive w**kers donít understand that and tell us the truth, what are you? stupid?
20) Well that just goes to show if a girl wont let you in her knickers/pants/thing/boxers? that you go off in a huff about it and you didnít want the friendship in the first place, in your case Minty we know that already, but you can huff anyway.

[Outerspace]

Shhh! I'm watching a war film

[Mad Mushroom McPopple]

quick post some more so i can watch emmy go off on one

[neil]

Anyone want to play "spot-the-bird-with-relationship-issues??
   

I love you really Emmy........

[Murray]

Why should the physically impaired have all the fun? Go on, break the speed limit