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| Balti |
  Jul 12 2002, 11:13 AM
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What do u prefer?
And how do u like them served? |
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| paul |
Jul 12 2002, 11:38 AM
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Raspberries - Served chilled with a small amount of natural juice and laid gently on a naked (female) body and a side order of fresh dairy ice cream
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| Janette |
Jul 12 2002, 11:51 AM
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Definately raspberries. Far more flavour than strawberries these days. I remember when strawberries tasted nicer than they do now. What the hell has happened to them or am i just buying the wrong ones?
I just love raspberries however they come.  I said come! -------------------- New and improved and bouncier and fluffier and tastier and faster and bigger and cheaper.
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| Alex |
Jul 12 2002, 12:08 PM
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Janette, do you like fruit?
 -------------------- Well it 'looked' like apple juice....
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| Janette |
Jul 12 2002, 12:14 PM
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Shut it!!
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| =LAW=HalOS |
Jul 12 2002, 12:16 PM
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think when they added the fish gene GM shite to strawberries to make them feel 'cold to the touch', i think they sucked all the flavour out of them... :/
Rock on Raspberries!! -------------------- I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person!
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| Alex |
 Jul 12 2002, 12:19 PM
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Hee hee hee
-------------------- Well it 'looked' like apple juice....
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| james |
Jul 12 2002, 12:38 PM
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I now have a horrible picture associated with Alex, Janette and fruit - and it's not what u might think - In my minds eye Alex is dressed like Carmen Miranda with a fruit headress dancing a Latino jig to impress Janette in the bedroom.
I cannot stop laughing/feeling ill. -------------------- "We are number one, all others are number two or lower!" - The Sphinx, Mystery Men
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| Alex |
Jul 12 2002, 01:08 PM
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Damn Mikes digital camcorder!!!
  -------------------- Well it 'looked' like apple juice....
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| Janette |
Jul 12 2002, 01:21 PM
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Oh god. I feel sick too.
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| Alex |
Jul 12 2002, 01:49 PM
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Don't worry im yet to introduce fresh fruit produce into the arena of lurve (the bedroom). Its a (very old) Sid the Sexist joke: Do you like fruit......suck my cock its a peach.
If that doesnt work (which it won't) you could try: Do you like jewellery...... suck my cock its a gem. The line most likely to fail however is: Do you like chicken...... suck my cock its fowl! For some reason J isnt impressed when I use these lines (repeatedly) -------------------- Well it 'looked' like apple juice....
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| james |
Jul 12 2002, 02:32 PM
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No I do not. Oh sorry - Janette - right, urm, could have killed him?...
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