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post Jun 12 2002, 04:10 PM
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Me + my mum were at the shops, and she started reversing out of her parking space. A bloke in a tranny van was comin up the road and indicating to turn in

My mum said "I bet he wants my slot"
To which i replied "Mum be careful what you say"

tee hee hee


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post Jun 13 2002, 07:58 AM
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Jon Motson was quite dirty also dirty during the England vs Nigeria game i noticed, 'Seaman's coming right out...' etc.
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post Jun 13 2002, 08:12 AM
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My mum isn't really dirty - just plain daft - she asked me the other day what I had done at the weekend, so I said "I went to Caroline Simpkins wedding reception" and she asked "Oh - did she get married?"

See - daft.


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post Jun 13 2002, 03:32 PM
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talking about daft, had another drving test today tried to indicate into my road and turned the bloody wipers on, again!


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post Jun 13 2002, 05:31 PM
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In a bodyguard with shaven head and bulging pecks voice


"What you saying bout me mum?!"

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post Jun 14 2002, 07:11 AM
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i thought you was a rent-a-cop  :D  :D  :D


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post Jun 15 2002, 02:57 PM
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Thats my weekend job.....the male stripping scene ;)


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