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> Mistaken identity, Lardy in should have got a slap shocker!
james
post Jan 6 2002, 12:54 PM
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Good effort chap!
It seems only right that you should use your newfound 'phat skillz' with the ladies combined with your apparently winning ways in a more scattergun approach to finding love - try this technique on with all the women you meet and please report back on your success rate.
Will this usher in a new era or 'Lardy Gigolo'?


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post Jan 6 2002, 07:18 PM
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carefull what you wish for sammy :)


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post Jan 6 2002, 11:06 PM
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Am i the only one who's slightly disturbed by the 'cousin' coment?


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post Jan 7 2002, 12:53 PM
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Don't be taking this away from the true content of this thread  :p   I may be strange  :D  but this one's all about you Lardy ;)


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post Jan 8 2002, 09:18 AM
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no he didnt touch the arse of a woman he kiss the shoulder of a lady thinking she was somedoby else, muppet :p

Poor lizie is getting more confused every day.
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post Jan 8 2002, 05:15 PM
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you got it in one phatty :p
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post Jan 9 2002, 08:43 PM
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stop confusing me because my brain is about to explode...


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post Jan 6 2002, 11:49 AM
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after drinking copious amount of drink, i though i'd tease one of my cousins with a peck on her shoulder blade... all would have been good if i'd got the right person, it was when she turned around and said "do you mind!" that i realised my error, and replied "well you  obviously dont your smiling :)" she laughed, i appolagised and then had a chat with the husband - laughing my arse off at the lack of the slap i should have recieved...

NOTE TO SELF: Sometimes you dont get a slap for messing with somebody's wife... will have to try the same thing on single young ladies in a scientific study :)


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post Jan 6 2002, 04:37 PM
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Go Lardy!

Next thing we'll know is you'll be kissing some strange girl's bum and claiming 'mistaken identity' - what's the world coming to??


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post Jan 6 2002, 08:04 PM
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I wasn't wishing, merely pointing out what could happen to strange (as in unknown) women in the future :p


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post Jan 6 2002, 08:58 PM
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Sorry blonde moment! †That was my post before!  :blush:



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post Jan 6 2002, 11:47 PM
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That's a bloody good point...


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post Jan 7 2002, 12:37 AM
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paul had been egging me on earlier in the night... honest, besides they are fit... (weak defense i know... †:blush: )

thing is sammy you are strange :)


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post Jan 7 2002, 04:54 PM
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wait a second... I am confused... you touched the arse OF A WOMAN???? but... YOU COULD HAVE TOUCHED HER HUSBANDS ARSE?????
wtf...
maybe you arent gay?
nooo, it must be the alcohol ;)


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post Jan 8 2002, 04:46 PM
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The arse of a woman got kissed by a muppet shawn's niece knows?
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