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Emily
post Apr 29 2002, 05:58 PM
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Contrary to common belief God created Eve first....

After a few days He went down to check on her, she told Him everything was fine, but she didnt really need 3 breasts. "fine" said God, and He removed the middle breast and threw it into the bushes. He told her He would check on her in a few days.
  When He returned, Eve said she was much better with 2 breasts, but she was lonely and could He make her a partner?
"No problem" said God, so he went into the bushes and got the useless tit and made it into a man  :D


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post Apr 29 2002, 06:03 PM
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Oh and just for the fun of it try saying 'beer can' without making it sound like a Jamaican guy saying 'bacon'


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post Apr 29 2002, 06:04 PM
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Very funny. In fact, that's funnier than the blonde who called me on Sunday because her new cable modem wouldn't work with the PC I just lent the week earlier. After 20 mins on the phone going through various configurations with her I finally asked her if the 'online' light was working on the modem. She told me there was only one light and it wasn't on. I the asked her to plug in the modem her mum had unplugged an hour earlier...


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post Apr 29 2002, 06:24 PM
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As funny as that was Mike that wasnt the problem so  :p


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post Apr 29 2002, 06:54 PM
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Good blonde joke mike!  :D

Ill add that to my collection!  :p


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post Apr 29 2002, 08:50 PM
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Oi! I'm not blonde, I'm golden brown and your all going the right way for a spack bottom
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post Apr 29 2002, 09:19 PM
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HEY DON'T MOCK BLONDES!!


at least they can spell......




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post Apr 29 2002, 09:29 PM
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cmon now emily, golden brown? stand up for yourself nothing wrong with being blonde. After all id rather be a blonde than a ginger! :p

that however is just cos im a guy, my fave haircolour for women is reddish ironiacally.
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post Apr 29 2002, 10:50 PM
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I looked up spack in the dictionary and i think she's implying that she's going to cripple ya!

I like my women to have hair - doesn't matter what colour as you just know they change it to suit there moods.  If your that botherd about the true colour of our ladies hair just examine the pubes you pluck from your teeth.... Works for me  :devil:


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post Apr 30 2002, 12:58 PM
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thanx for that lardy, really didnt need that thought in my head for the rest of the day


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post Apr 30 2002, 01:03 PM
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Oh and i must be blonde because it wasnt till lardy wrote spack that i realised what you were on about. So ok i admit it i should be blonde, but I'm not, it golden bloody brown!  :angry:


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post Apr 30 2002, 10:28 PM
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Quote (Emily @ April 28 2002,20:24)
As funny as that was Mike that wasnt the problem so †:p


Whether that was the original problem or not, an unplugged modem will not aid the connection process, my Aryan Angel.



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post Apr 30 2002, 10:45 PM
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Emily, I'm just over the moon you've been thinking about me all day  :inlove:


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golden bloody brown... that must be freaky?
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post May 1 2002, 12:05 PM
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Shut it mike at least i havnt blown up my '3rd' X box †  :D  :p



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