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| paul |
 Sep 18 2007, 02:02 PM
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 Moderator [Ringer Patrol]  Group: [Ringer Patrol] Posts: 2081 Joined: 14-March 01 From: Sandhurst - Berkshire!! Member No.: 42  |
I thought I would share some of the very strange job title I have come across today. I know James will appreciate these:
Continuous Improvement Co-Ordinator !!!! Purveyor of Motivational Excellence - This is real I promise Do any of you have stupid job title that mean nothing?!?! -------------------- Of course I'm arrogant...The best always are!
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| Twiglet |
Sep 18 2007, 03:28 PM
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isn't beard a cheese scheduler?
-------------------- More than just a sticky, salty snack.
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| Emily |
Sep 18 2007, 03:33 PM
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 [Ringer Patrol] Group: [Ringer Patrol] Posts: 717 Joined: 21-May 01 From: Old Woking, Surrey Member No.: 26 |
I think Janette is a mother
 low blow  do you think I should delete that before she sees it   please don't hurt me  -------------------- its all fun and games till somebody looses and eye!
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| paul |
Sep 18 2007, 03:37 PM
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Moderator [Ringer Patrol] Group: [Ringer Patrol] Posts: 2081 Joined: 14-March 01 From: Sandhurst - Berkshire!! Member No.: 42 |
I even cringed when I read that!
-------------------- Of course I'm arrogant...The best always are!
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| Janette |
Sep 18 2007, 04:08 PM
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-------------------- New and improved and bouncier and fluffier and tastier and faster and bigger and cheaper.
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| Emily |
Sep 19 2007, 09:45 AM
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[Ringer Patrol] Group: [Ringer Patrol] Posts: 717 Joined: 21-May 01 From: Old Woking, Surrey Member No.: 26 |
 commence digging - the reason I put Janette down for the job tittle that means nothing is because being a mother isn't a job at all, its a life style ... wait for it.... as you don't get to go home at 5:30 like everyone else and you have to work weekends and there are no holidays and no one pays you So it was really a compliment  Love oouuu really!  This post has been edited by Emily: Sep 19 2007, 09:47 AM -------------------- its all fun and games till somebody looses and eye!
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| paul |
Sep 19 2007, 11:17 AM
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Moderator [Ringer Patrol] Group: [Ringer Patrol] Posts: 2081 Joined: 14-March 01 From: Sandhurst - Berkshire!! Member No.: 42 |
As a future Father I think the job title you were looking for was PARENT not just mother
  -------------------- Of course I'm arrogant...The best always are!
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| Egg Designer |
Sep 19 2007, 02:55 PM
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Yep, you go out, do a full days work, then when u get home you are expected to take over as she has been doing it all day!
When I ask what exactly she has doone, apart from a few chores, it usually involves coffee, gym and shopping. I would roll my eyes but I am too tired ! -------------------- Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers of a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae.
The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Fcuknig amzanig huh |
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