Fight! Fight! Fight!, It's on! Options

[Doctor]

Guys- for those of you that haven't heard, I was approached by the captain of a team called Red Heat on Sunday as I was leaving the big game and threatened with death or injury after dissing them on the internet. I have started a thread giving an "apology" for my comments, and I'd be very grateful if any of you passing through p8 would leave a comment either asking Red Heat not to kill me and giving a funny reason, or asking them to kill me and giving funnier reason. I know it's silly, but I don't like being threatened by several guys who are careful to catch me alone and tell me they'll fuck me up if I don't watch my mouth on the internet.

Cheers, Ollyxxx

[Matt]

Loving the P8 thread, makes cracking reading.

Great for extending your vocabulary..... or engendering it.

[paul]

I'm not going to get involved on the other forum but I would just like to say your post is superbly writen and I hope that this guy from Red Heat gets really badly injured in a freak meteor accident!

If you ever feel the need for back up you know who to call.....THE PATROL!

[tonymicjoe]

Attempting to be the voice of reason for a moment:

I used to play for Red Heat and the captain is a guy called Lee Burton. He is generally a real genuine, reasonable guy. On the other hand, before he retired and started a family, he was a full time, absolute nutcase. I know headcases, and he is one. Without question.

Obviously I am not involved on either side, and wouldnt wish to become embroiled in it either, but I wouldnt antagonise the guy, and I'm at least twice his size.

[Inspector Weasel]

Hot-diggety-damn, I cant get onto P8 because of our poxy firewalls, so looks like I'm missing out on all the fun

Oh well, I shall have to let you have you battle without the interferrence of the Weasel, but I am there with you in spirit

[Inspector Weasel]

have to let you have you battle

What the fuck was I talking about just then, if anyone has any idea, please can you send your answers on a postcard to:-

The Weasel
69 Very Tired Street,
Cant Type For Toffee Appleville,
Total Numptyshire
TW1T H3D

[Doctor]

I hear what you are saying mate, but fuck bullies

I don't doubt this fellow is the kind of tightly wound slightly psycho that could quite easily go off on someone, but how do you deal with that? Roll over and let him have his way? If you read the thread you'll see his death threats followed on from a very minor "insult" that I forgot about two minutes after posting it. He is already antagonised, it doesn't seem to take much, but I'll be damned if I'll roll over just because some nutter can't deal with real life. If he tries anything at any event in the next five years there'll be no doubt who's to blame, and in the meantime I've already had PM's from two far scarier people on P8 offering to sort him out if he tries anything. (I refused- violence is bad, mmkay?)

Letting people push you around just because they might be nuts is crap. Also, if he needs several mates to front one crippled fatty he can't be that hard, can he?

This post has been edited by Doctor: May 3 2005, 01:55 PM

[camsmith]

Also, if he needs several mates to front one crippled fatty he can't be that hard, can he?

Couldn't have said it better myself!
Big up for the big guys!

[tonymicjoe]

Well said, and well done mate.

Tightly wound psycho just about sums it up. Like I say, that is only one side to the guy and I always knew him as a good geezer. I'm not involved, and you're right he is getting a massive kicking on that thread so he must have ruffled more than a few feathers along the way... Lots of respect, big guy. Keep doing what your doing.

[quaker]

before anybody asks me in retired ! ( because im old )

[james]

I've been racking my brains all day for something suitably witty to put on the p8 thread as per your request but Jeremy's posts has so blown out of the water anything anyone could write! It's brilliant!

So I've given up and just keep on reading what's added by other people - it's one of the greatest threads ever on any bbs or forum - FACT!

p.s. on the other hand it's kind of nice to be back to the good old days of paintball - you know woodland and threats of physical violance

[neil]

Ah ha!

Remember the team at Campaign cup last year that had issues with my judging? RED HEAT!!!!

The situation went like this:

RED HEAT PLAYER 1 does the worlds most obvious playing on move in history, eliminated by me, HEAD FIELD JUDGE, one for one awarded.

RHP 2 : "fuck off!!" (raises gun to shoot me in the face, receives elbow strike to head for his efforts, move towards RHP 3....

Me: "Two for one!"

RHP 3 : "fuck off you fucking prick!!"

I move towards the next one...

Me: "three for one!"

RHP 4 : "You don't have a fucking clue....! I'll fucking have you, you wanker....."

Me: "Four for one!"

RHP 5: Ok, i get the idea.......


These guys are idiots, they wanted to fight me on the field and after. I told them to grow up, or i'd begin depensing some much needed "advice".

They hate me, by the way.......

[Paintball Widow]

As a side note Neil,

RED HEAT NOVICE played Campaign Cup 2004 (not Red Heat '1st team' that Lee Captains)

Lee Burton played with Norwich Sinners at the Cup04



. . .but I'm sure if the Sinners played your field, it was infact Lee that complained if there was a similar situation. . .

This post has been edited by Paintball Widow: May 4 2005, 02:16 AM

[Doctor]

Well, the whole thing has degenerated now into the usual you did/you didn't stuff that paintball loves so much. Mad Dog is now claiming that Lee just shouted at me a bit as I was walking past and I have invented the rest- classic

I do feel for the poor Red Heat types who don't pull this shit, although from the sounds of things that isn't many of them, but what was a very funny thread has now turned into a dull slagging match and i'm hoping the mods will kill it whilst it's still a work of art. How terrible to be comedy pwned by my own brother

[neil]

Jez was fantastic. A great thread that wil hopefully soon be locked so thateveryone can appreciate it before it goes down hill..

Joey - I bow to your superior knowledge of my field. Unfortunately I can only go by what is written on the team's shirts as I rarely look at the schedule, people can deduce knowing which teams are playing as biased. As we all know, loads of teams swap players for before events, and sometimes during, and know one ever really knows who is supposed to be playing with who......