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| michael |
  Nov 19 2004, 10:39 PM
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Mandi (very early 30's) and Liz (19) are looking for a couple of paintballer boyfriends. Mandi has a 'thing' about face masks and is currently a forensic undergraduate. She'd like someone to hang out with over weekends and introduce her into the paintball scene. Meals out and cinemas are just as important as tournaments and she's very quick-witted with a sharp sense of humour. Liz is vivacious blonde with a bubbly personality and hates jumpy dogs. She is a healthy non drinker, loves shopping and is a huge Sylvester Stallone fan, owning one of his gloves from the Rocky films. I've warned both girls that dating a paintballer will invariably mean hanging around a muddy field some Sunday morning, learning about paint-barrel matching and the one-for-one rule but they don't seem to mind at all. If you think you're the man for the job, drop us a pm and we'll see what we can do.
  Remember chaps, be polite. This post has been edited by michael: Nov 19 2004, 10:44 PM -------------------- |
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| womble |
Nov 22 2004, 09:32 AM
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I like the one with the white scarf
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| Inspector Weasel |
Nov 22 2004, 12:00 PM
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I could introduce them to the joys of using an extended barrel length
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precincts and ranks below a superintendent or deputy superintendent b : a person appointed to oversee a polling place Main Entry: 1wea?sel or plural weasel : any of various small slender active carnivorous mammals (genus Mustela of the family Mustelidae, the weasel family) that are able to prey on animals (as rabbits) larger than themselves, are mostly reddish brown with white or yellowish underparts, and in northern forms turn white in winter. |
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| Doctor |
Nov 22 2004, 04:24 PM
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Mikey- when I said you had to act a bit more pimp, this isn't exactly what I had in mind....
But hey- I'm still reeling at the idea of trying to find paintballer boyfriends  -------------------- "Think neither of victory nor of yourself, but only of eating a really big pie."
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| quaker |
 Nov 22 2004, 10:38 PM
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how do they feel about blokes with criminal records , lol
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| Inspector Weasel |
Nov 25 2004, 01:06 PM
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Bring 'em down to the WurZel........drop 'em in at the deep end for meeting painters
-------------------- Main Entry: in?spec?tor a : a police officer who is in charge of usually several
precincts and ranks below a superintendent or deputy superintendent b : a person appointed to oversee a polling place Main Entry: 1wea?sel or plural weasel : any of various small slender active carnivorous mammals (genus Mustela of the family Mustelidae, the weasel family) that are able to prey on animals (as rabbits) larger than themselves, are mostly reddish brown with white or yellowish underparts, and in northern forms turn white in winter. |
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| Inspector Weasel |
Jun 21 2005, 10:54 AM
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Whatever happened to these ladies, did they find their true hearts desires amongst the paintball fraternity?
-------------------- Main Entry: in?spec?tor a : a police officer who is in charge of usually several
precincts and ranks below a superintendent or deputy superintendent b : a person appointed to oversee a polling place Main Entry: 1wea?sel or plural weasel : any of various small slender active carnivorous mammals (genus Mustela of the family Mustelidae, the weasel family) that are able to prey on animals (as rabbits) larger than themselves, are mostly reddish brown with white or yellowish underparts, and in northern forms turn white in winter. |
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| michael |
Jun 21 2005, 07:02 PM
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[Ringer Patrol] Group: [Ringer Patrol] Posts: 1480 Joined: 4-March 01 From: Yateley, Hampshire Member No.: 56 |
Mandi found true love in Tunisia whilst on holiday last month and Liz is currently on an on-and-off relationship with a man who is in-and-out of prison.
Quaker, you would have been perfect... -------------------- |
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