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post May 15 2003, 02:36 PM
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Just saw this:

"I'm fascinated by air. If you took the air out
of the sky, all the birds would fall on the ground.
And the planes too" - Jean-Claude Van Damme

Priceless  :D


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post May 16 2003, 07:46 AM
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post May 16 2003, 07:48 AM
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cool , the site takes swear words and hides them for you , lets start a thread to see what words it will hide and which ones it wont  :D    :D


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post May 16 2003, 07:50 AM
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anyone see that rather amusing documentary about VD on telly the other week.  Mikey managed 2 record it so with the aim of inflicting it on others.  VD is definitely on another planet.
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post May 20 2003, 07:27 PM
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JCVD once got kicked out of a New York nightclub for doing high kicks on the dance floor..... ???


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post May 20 2003, 11:26 PM
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imagine asking van dam to leave?? you'd have to have some serious kahooners! what if he said no feck off? what would you do? go oh ok, whatever? or just run?


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post May 21 2003, 08:26 AM
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Find a copy of Swan Lake, play it over the P.A., wait till he starts pirouetting and hit him over the head with a chair. Problem solved  :D


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post May 23 2003, 12:46 PM
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Or if he said no, you could try the line "My Dad/Mum is harder than your Dad/Mum" ;)


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post Jul 4 2003, 01:08 PM
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More genius ramblings from the split-pulling dweeb:

On plants:
"they don't have hands, no ears but they feel things.. they are more aware than other species".

On water:
"Water can feed me, but water can also carry me. Water has magical laws."

On drugs:
"Drugs are like when you close your eyes and cross the road."

On peanuts:
"You drink a beer and you are fed up with the taste so you eat peanuts. Peanuts are sweet and salty, strong and tender, like a woman."


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post Jul 4 2003, 07:26 PM
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Your mate.


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