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post Jan 25 2006, 06:31 PM
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Dont know if anybody has seen this already but its worth a look!

http://www.oneofthelads.com/carwash.php



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post Jan 26 2006, 10:52 AM
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So far, I've found out
wash the car (obvious)
wave
dance
shag
jump
play

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post Jan 26 2006, 12:46 PM
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Can't beleive my first try was "suck me" unsure.gif

......and it worked!


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post Jan 26 2006, 12:47 PM
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I got them to.....

Finger.
Lick (sadly the same as finger).
Get naked
and........................play paintball biggrin.gif


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post Jan 26 2006, 12:54 PM
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'Apparently'.......'beetle bonnet' does something wink.gif


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post Jan 26 2006, 12:58 PM
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Bum
is a good one
(I'm more of a bum man than boobs, anyway)

and I've just tried
soap
mmmmmmmmmmmmm....

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post Jan 26 2006, 01:04 PM
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And.......

smash the car
wank
fight
take it up the arse
die
drink
fall over
be a chicken
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post Jan 26 2006, 01:54 PM
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show me your pussy is good for a laugh biggrin.gif
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post Jan 26 2006, 05:12 PM
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And more......

Read a book.
Run.
Jiggle (nice).
Write.
Beg like a dog.
Peel a banana.
Punch.
Drive.
But strangely when you ask them to go fishing, they just wave.

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post Jan 26 2006, 05:34 PM
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mop the floor!
piggy in the middle!


The funniest thing is it stops working if you ask them to

change the oil

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post Jan 26 2006, 05:43 PM
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Use a vibrator is quite pleasant.
But "do the ironing" is rather alarming wacko.gif


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post Jan 27 2006, 07:28 PM
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Try kiss. Or grope.

Go on Pascal! inlove.gif

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post Jan 29 2006, 07:20 PM
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may I suggest "have a wet tshirt competion"


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post Jan 30 2006, 08:18 PM
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Obviously I don't spend my days watching such filth...


Play scrabble (they started tickling each other)

Brush hair (they just shook their heads)

They also didn't understand 'get your roots done' or 'where are the fit blokes'


Rubbish.



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